Its recently come to my attention that i do absolutely nothing all day but play ps3 and stare at other peoples blogs. i know, im so damn productive. So i decided do what most typical no life young adults with no fucking girlfriend in their life do…..blog :D. And so i sat there and thought to myself YO LENNY, what could you possibly ever blog about. so i decided that each week twice a week i would blog about three things going on that i find important. so lets start this shit off.
1. TODAYS 4/20. You know what that means. Its Adolf Hitlers Birthday. Yes Adolf Hitler, born in probabely the late something or another, starred in many different snuff films, and is known today as a famous pornstar. But seriously its weed day or whatever. Now i had no idea what the hell 4/20 had to do with weed, so i googled it….which is pretty much what you should do anyway with like anything in the 21st centurary. 420, 4:20, or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) is primarily a term used in North America and refers to the consumption of cannabis and, by extension, a way to identify oneself with cannabis subculture. Observances based on the number include the time (4:20 pm) as well as the date (stolen from wikipedia, like all my essays for school). Still have no idea. Anyway, if you are out there, smokin shit and stuff, careful on your way home tonight, i drove home last night, and three cops were sitting in my community last night staring at me.
2. MCDONALDS is one serious as place of buisness man. You know how your not suppose to fuck with your waiters and waitresses at any place of food buisness because, well, you don’t mess with anyone handling your food. That shits common knowledge. Well these idiots in South Carolina ordered from McDonalds and i have to assume That they were already being assholes to the employee at the register. But they both got sweet tea and came back saying “Our tea isnt sweet enough, do it again”(word for word). Mistake number one, you went back with a stupid problem. There are fucking sugar packets in every corner of every mcdonalds, just sittin there waiting for you to open em em sprinkle them everywhichway. So, the kind, assuming teenage, employee smiled, said no problem, and proceeded to take their drinks in the back room. Mistake on the employees part, aint no shit in the backroom but boxes of meat man. So someone gets a video of him hacking the worst kinda nasty snot induced spit into both their drinks. So asshole 1 and douchebag 2 open their drinks, and low and behold, jus a layer of nasty at the top. Lesson here, you don’t fuck with people who handle your food.
3.PROTOTYPE 2 Holy crap im fucking so hyped for this here shit its ridiculous. Prototype was one of the new gen console games i ever really enjoyed. It was a solid game, with solid gameplay, solid plot, solid design, open world enviroment, and Alex Mercer was a badass since the very beginning of the damn game. all the unlocks upgrades and ect. where just awesome. Heres a LIVE ACTION trailer that is just beyond boss.
So ill update every monday and friday, and if this gets good and im not too lazy this will last for a while…so peace
